Last time we left the Rock he was taking a cab towards his place to pick up his stuff and then fly to St. Louis misouri. The Rock had dropped the bomb that his return to wrestling would be imminent, and this Sunday he will go on a huge match for the no Limits title against Matt Morgan, Shad, Spike Dudley, Dr. Stevie and MVP. I don't want to bore you with the details of taking a plane, you know... arriving a couple of hours early, checking in, waiting for the flight to arrive, then having to wait some more while they clean everything, refill the fuel tank, it is boring... so why don't we straightforward to the part you guys really want to witness? How about we vote... click on the right button if you want to witness how the Rock pays the cab fare, checks in, argues with the flight attendants on why he should eb able to bring his luggage along with him and not send it with the rest of the luggage. Or Click left when... Wait, I don't know how to make buttons appear so, we'll stick up with Straightfowarding to the Plane.
The Rock: Ladies and Gentlemen this is Your Capitano the Rock! In behalf of the tripulation I apologize if airports are extremely boring, but I will hit it once we're in mid air so you can arrive home earlier and watch the EBWF. Welcome to Flight 1-2-3 (yeah! Like the pinfal count) headed to Lambert Airport in St. Louis Misouri. Nobody's interested on knowing how fast is the plane going to fly, they just want it to fly as fast as it can; also no one is interested in the route we're taking, because none of you know about aerial routes, none of you are pilots otherwise you'd be flying to Misouri on your own right? We'll go Fast, that's all you need to know. The in-flight movie is the Newest Rock DVD "The Rock Says" Which is already on pre-sale so make sure you grab that once you get to Misouri.
The Rock: The Rock thought that to save time (for himself) he'd Land this thing at the Scottrade Center, since he debuts tomorrow night at Summerslam! The Rock will in a few moments tell you what he plans on doing on his match for the no Limits title.
Walking out from the cockpitt the People cheer loudly once they recognize the figure of the Rock. He is wearing Jeans, black italian shoes and a white shirt, untucked with the sleeves rolled up three fourths and the top three buttons undone. He stands in the hall of the plane while passengers can't believe they will fly with the Rock.
The Rock: The Rock's opponents definitely need to be concerned about his security more than ever, because the Rock is the baddest cat around! So they must pay careful attention to this safety information... such a shame they're not around, which means they will get their candy asses whooped! Opponents, make sure your seatbelts are securily fastened tomorrow night because you're going to get Samoan Dropped, Rock Bottomed and People Elbowed by the great one. The Emergency exits of the ring will be located like this. *The Rock does the effeminate gesture of signaling with his hands front, sides and then behind him* Two on the Front, Two on the back and Two on the sides, unluckily it's a No limits match so no matter how far you Run from the Rock he will find you and lay the Smackdown on you! Emergency exits won't work at Summerslam!
The Rock: Should there be a rapid change in your monkeyasses' pressure; gas masks will drop down automatically, so shine them up real nice, turn them sideways, toughen up, eat your vitamins, say your prayers AND STICK THEM RIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASSES!
The Rock: Your Monkeyasses will work as flotation devices from the swelling after the people's champion kicks your asses ALL OVER SAINT LOUIS!!!!!!!!
The Rock: Matt Morgan, Spike Dudley, Dr. Stevie and MVP! Make sure you read the brochure in front of your seat, it contains information on what will the Rock Do one you meet him in the ring. It also resumes the announcement the rock had just made... IF YOU SMEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALALAWWAWAWAAAAAAA
Flight Attendant: Excuse me sir, but we're delayed 30 minutes because of your interference, civilians are not to be standing up, otherwise the plane cannot take off would you mind...
The Rock: you cut the Rock in the middle of his line? No brochure for you!
The Rock walks past the flight attendand in between cheers and sits down folding his arms.
Flight Attendant: What is this?
The Flight attendant has checked the brochures which are supposed to have instructions for emergency situations, someone has changed them into this:
The Rock: Ladies and Gentlemen this is Your Capitano the Rock! In behalf of the tripulation I apologize if airports are extremely boring, but I will hit it once we're in mid air so you can arrive home earlier and watch the EBWF. Welcome to Flight 1-2-3 (yeah! Like the pinfal count) headed to Lambert Airport in St. Louis Misouri. Nobody's interested on knowing how fast is the plane going to fly, they just want it to fly as fast as it can; also no one is interested in the route we're taking, because none of you know about aerial routes, none of you are pilots otherwise you'd be flying to Misouri on your own right? We'll go Fast, that's all you need to know. The in-flight movie is the Newest Rock DVD "The Rock Says" Which is already on pre-sale so make sure you grab that once you get to Misouri.
The Rock: The Rock thought that to save time (for himself) he'd Land this thing at the Scottrade Center, since he debuts tomorrow night at Summerslam! The Rock will in a few moments tell you what he plans on doing on his match for the no Limits title.
Walking out from the cockpitt the People cheer loudly once they recognize the figure of the Rock. He is wearing Jeans, black italian shoes and a white shirt, untucked with the sleeves rolled up three fourths and the top three buttons undone. He stands in the hall of the plane while passengers can't believe they will fly with the Rock.
The Rock: The Rock's opponents definitely need to be concerned about his security more than ever, because the Rock is the baddest cat around! So they must pay careful attention to this safety information... such a shame they're not around, which means they will get their candy asses whooped! Opponents, make sure your seatbelts are securily fastened tomorrow night because you're going to get Samoan Dropped, Rock Bottomed and People Elbowed by the great one. The Emergency exits of the ring will be located like this. *The Rock does the effeminate gesture of signaling with his hands front, sides and then behind him* Two on the Front, Two on the back and Two on the sides, unluckily it's a No limits match so no matter how far you Run from the Rock he will find you and lay the Smackdown on you! Emergency exits won't work at Summerslam!
The Rock: Should there be a rapid change in your monkeyasses' pressure; gas masks will drop down automatically, so shine them up real nice, turn them sideways, toughen up, eat your vitamins, say your prayers AND STICK THEM RIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASSES!
The Rock: Your Monkeyasses will work as flotation devices from the swelling after the people's champion kicks your asses ALL OVER SAINT LOUIS!!!!!!!!
The Rock: Matt Morgan, Spike Dudley, Dr. Stevie and MVP! Make sure you read the brochure in front of your seat, it contains information on what will the Rock Do one you meet him in the ring. It also resumes the announcement the rock had just made... IF YOU SMEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALALAWWAWAWAAAAAAA
Flight Attendant: Excuse me sir, but we're delayed 30 minutes because of your interference, civilians are not to be standing up, otherwise the plane cannot take off would you mind...
The Rock: you cut the Rock in the middle of his line? No brochure for you!
The Rock walks past the flight attendand in between cheers and sits down folding his arms.
Flight Attendant: What is this?
The Flight attendant has checked the brochures which are supposed to have instructions for emergency situations, someone has changed them into this:
The Rock's Hotel room was dark except for a small reading lamp that was turned on. The Rock sat on the edge of the bed rubbing his head with his right hand while the left one held the phone. Wearing only black shorts he wanted to talk to one of his best friends before going to bed, a day before the Pay per View.
Mick Foley: ...Rock. Let me get this straight... The Rock is calling Mick Foley, from his hotel room suite, at 1:00 AM in the morning... To Say Hello?
The Rock: Yeah! Exactly! Is there anything wrong with that?
Mick Foley: Well if you were calling from Tokyo or Sidney it would be a normal situation... But we're both in the United States... Something's wrong! Don't tell me you are scared?
The Rock: No! No! No! Definitely not! Wiston Rock-chill
Mick Foley: Who?
The Rock: You know! The guy who said: The only thing you must fear is The Rock himself!
Mick Foley: Never heard of that quote before... Wiston......Rockchill?
The Rock: Yeah! he was the Prime minister of Team Bring It! During the DX Invasion back in the 90s... Point is The Rock can't sleep!
Mick Foley: Rock, Rock Rock! You are Nervous!
The Rock: I'd be a fool if I weren't I mean... I haven't been active since Backlash 04.
Mick Foley: Doing this is Like Riding a Bike...
The Rock: or Getting laid... You Never forget... I know! I know! The Rock just can't sleep! And Can't define how he feels right now! He's just... thrilled! The Rock wants to get to the arena right now!
Mick Foley: Rock, it's okay to be nervous. You don't have any experience on hardcore matches!
The Rock: Well, Excuse the rock for not falling face first from the hell in a cell, or for not standing a scoop slam on a pile of thumbtacks!
Mick Foley: That's what it takes to be a Hardcore legend!
The Rock: The Rock doesn't need to prove anything to anyone... He's already a legend! Did you check WWE LEGENDS OF WRESTLEMANIA? The Rock's There!
Mick Foley: Rock, you need to be prepared for everything on these matches! Tables, Ladders, Fire Extinguishers, Barbed Wire, everything goes!
The Rock: Barbed Wire! I think The Rock should've taken a sleeping pill before talking to you! I doubt any of my opponents know how to handle a weapon properly, with the exception of Shad and MVP who have been involved in ilegal activities in the past.
Mick Foley: Well they Can't Stab you!
The Rock: Exactly, and not because it's ilegal or a crime, it's because both of their monkey asses are taking the Rock Bottom before they have the chance to stab the Rock!
Mick Foley: That's what I'm talking about...
The Rock: IF YOU SMEEEE........
Mick Foley: NO ROCK! I turned the speaker of the phone up! You'll wake the whole house!
The Rock: This is the second time the Rock gets cut off in the middle of his line...
Mick Foley: I'm sorry Rock, it's 1:00 AM... I'm going to hang out. You try to get some sleep, you're going to need it for tomorrow!
The Rock hang up and ran his hand along his forehead. Foley was right, The Rock needed some sleep, so he tucked his bodyunder the covers and laid back on the bed. He closed his eyes and tried to sleep despite the excitement of returning to a ring tomorrow.
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