Friday, August 28, 2009

Just Bring it!

The Scene opens up in the titantron, with the Rock sitting on the people's Locker room. He's wearing black trackpants with two white lines on each side and a sleeveless T-shirt that reads "JUST BRING IT!". He has definitely made some major modifications to his locker room, nifty furniture, a LCD High Definition Television too. The Rock was sitting on a leather small couch, tuning up his acoustic guitar. The Rock begins strumming randomly on his guitar, still not noticing the cameraman is behind him, with Lillian Garcia. The Rock begins playing on his guitar some arpeggios while singing.

Jerry Lawrer: Look JR! It's The Rock!

Jim Ross: The people's champion is back on the EBWF ladies and gentlemen. Tonight he will face five other superstars on a match for the no limits title!

Jerry Lawrer: I can't wait to see the brahma bull in action JR!


(OOC Note: Try singing along http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPVB1COw0Gs)

The Rock: The Rock says he's got one hell of a match
The no limits title, Tonight he will catch
And if those Jabronies think they stand a chance
The Rock says they can Kiss the People's Ass

Jerry Lawrer: The Rock Can Sing!

The Rock thinks MVP just sucks as a champ...
He dresses with glitter, but he's a... homeless tramp!
The Rock says Matt Morgan definitely has no class
The Rock will use the Blueprint to wipe a Cockatoo's Ass!

Jerry Lawrer: Hahah! A Cockatoo's Ass!

The Rock would like to say Spike Dudley is Lame
But his parents were cousins, so he's not to blame
The Rock says Dr. Stevie will have work tonight
The Rock will whoop his ass for the people's delight

The Rock Says Shad...

The Rock notices Lillian Garcia besides him and Stops Playing, He puts his guitar down next to the couch and stands up, Lillian is Holding a Mic and clears her throat, apparently thinking about what to say, she goes by all the times she has interviewed the Rock not to commit any mistakes and become a target of The Rock's jokes and comments.

Lillian Garcia: Hey Rock! How are you Doing?

The Rock: *Mimmicking a female voice tone* "How are you Doing Rock?" "Hey Rock?"... Do you want to hook up with the Rock? The Rock isn't here to offer you Struddel Lillian! At least not until the end of the Show!

There's a huge pop from the crowd and Lillian looks puzzled as always. The Rock slowly takes her hand, the one she has the mic on and guides it closer to his face... angling the microphone upside down in a 45° Angle, bringing it closer to his lips.

The Rock: FINALLY.... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK!!!!!!!! TO SAINT LOUISSSSSS.

The capacity Crowd Chants along with the Rock the name of their hometown and cheers loudly.

The Rock: Lillian Garcia, The Rock doesn't know exactly why you're here... You see the Rock knows you work announcing, you work singing the national anthem with your beautiful voice, but the Rock doesn't forget he makes electricity run up your spine everytime you see him!

The Rock: Are you here to See the Rock? or are you here to See the Rock...

Lillian Garcia: Well Rock I'm here to see the Rock...

The Rock glares at Lillian, who blushes and quickly finishes her statement

Lillian Garcia: ...because of Tonight's match!!!!!!! No Limits title on the line, your opponents being Shad, MVP, Matt Morgan, Spike Dudley and Dr. Stevie.

The Rock: The Rock had only once concern, why is it called 'no limits' title if jabronis like Spike Dudley compete for it? Spike Dudley's limit is clearly on 200 pounds, 6''5 and probably at four inches as well!

Lillian Garcia: Rock, it's a no limits title belt, remember the WWF's Hardcore belt?

The Rock: The Rock Remember yes... So Hardcore match! Well in that Case he can use Spike Dudley as a Kendo Stick... shine him up reaaaal nice, turn him sideways and Stick it straight up MVP's Candyass!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: MVP is the reigning champion, is that the man you're targeting for tonight's match?

The Rock: The Rock doesn't give a monkey's nutsack about the reigning champion! The only bad cat tonight in the match is the Rock! It doesn't matter if you're the smallest and forgotten brother of a family of losers, if you're a doctor specialist in candyassology, if you're a blue print, a red print, a pink print, a monkeyass print! If you're part of a half assed tag team or if you are the former Most Valuable Player of the Florida Department of Corrections! Yes Alvin Junior! The Rock is talking to you! Alvin! You can bring Simon, You Can bring Theodore! You can Bring all the Chipmunks on God's green Earth, the Rock Guaran-damn-tees he'd still whoop your candyass!!!!!!

The Rock: What the Rock really means is that IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE HELL YOU ARE...The most electrifying man in sports entertainment today will get the 1-2-3 and Nobody... and THE ROCK MEANS NOBODY will snatch this opportunity away from him.

Lillian Garcia: So what do you think that will happen tonight, Rock?

The Rock: The Rock Says this, he's going to walk out onto the middle of the people's ring. The Rock's music is going to hit "IF YOU SMELALALALALA" And the People's Champ will walk down the ramp as the Millions...

The Crowd Replies "AND MILLIONS!"

The Rock: Of Rocks Fans will cheer for him. Then these Jabronis will come down to the ring, face the great one one on one and make their monkeyasses famous. Then the Rock is going to take his Right hand, his Left hand and begin to lay the Smackdown on all of his opponent's candyasses! And When all's been said and done, and all the people are through chanting the Rock's name, the smoke is cleared, these Jabronis will witness the rise of a new EBWF No Limits Champion!

The Rock: IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELALALALALALAWW

WHAT THE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS COOKIN'


The Rock raises the people's eyebrow as the cameraman takes a close up shot on his face as the scene fades to black.

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