There was the Rock, sitting on his chair all day long, Couple of Stars by the name "DWAYNE JOHNSON" Imprinted upon the back of His Chair...
It would've been better if it Said "The People's Champ" "The great one" or "The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment Today" But the Rock would need a bigger chair, So the Rock asked for a bigger chair and his agent told him it wasn't convenient for the Rock to merge his wrestling career and his acting career... Well the Rock should've said "Agent, Know your Role and Shut your mouth! Because what The Rock Wants, He Gets!".
The Rock's glad the Jabroni quit the instant The Great One signed his EBWF contract!
The heart wants what it wants... The Rock could be goofing around all day long having massages, Manicure, Pedicure, Hairycure, Pubicure YOU NAME IT!... But instead, The Rock has decided to allow His Millions and Millions of Rock's Fans all Around the globe to Enjoy him in Action in the People's Ring! Week after Week on the EBWF!
The Rock will arrive at SummerSlam! His Return to the rings would be a special one... It'll Be the Rock and 5 other EBWF superstars in a Match for the No Limits Title! Now The Rock is thankful he was awarded with a Title Shot on the very first match, but to be Honest The Rock Didn't expect anything different.
The Rock wouldn't like to hurry up and talk about his match so soon... But The Rock Knows! OHHHH HE KNOWS! He will walk out of SummerSlam as the no Limits Champion!
To:TheGreatOne@ebwf.net
From: Dany_garcia3@live.com
Subject:(NoSubject)
I thought you sworn over your Holywood career you would never step inside a squared circle on a regular basis Dwayne! I thought your mind was all about "Lights, Camera, Action" now.
But I turn on the TV this morning, and watch the news, they announce your return to professional wrestling with EBWF in a... No limits Title match?
So you haven't wrestled in what... two years? And you plan on taking on 5 other men armed with weapons?
Remember Dwayne I won't be there after the shows to heal the people's wounds!
Simona says hi! She wants to know when you're coming back to visit her, it's been 10 days!
Your Daughter needs you, but I'm partly glad she can see you on the TV every once in a while.
Good Luck on your Match
Dany.
He was Better off alone. He didn't want to worry anyone besides him to carry the burden of what he did for a living, wether it was movies or professional wrestling. The Rock's mind was on another planet, thinking about her Ex-wife's mail, about his recent contractual situation with the EBWF and obviously about his debut match. Suddenly a flash of light blinded his eyes, which were drifted far away from where they were supposed to be. The Camera's Kept flashing and a murmur could be heard on the back of his head. After Snapping out of it The Rock realized he was at the press conference he has called for, everyone was waiting for his words, and he didn't even know what has he been asked on the few moments that he spent in the deepest corners of his mind. Sitting behind a long white table, his elbows rested on top of it while he looked at the dozens of Photographers and reporters before him
The Rock: So um... Yeah! Thanks for Coming...
Reporter #1: Dwayne! Will you assist to the MTV VMA's?
Reporter #2: How are the negotiations with the studio for the movie "Johnny Quest"
The Rock: Umm... I don't think so *He then Turns to reporter number two*... I don't know anything about negotiatios, my manager is in charge of that.
Reporter #2: Dwayne, but you fired your manager last week!
The Rock: I did.
Reporter #1: Dwayne, but Why?
The Rock: We had some differences and...
Reporter #2: Dwayne! Does it have to do with your rumoured return to wrestling?
Reporter #1: Dwayne!
Reporter #2: Dwayne?
The Rock knew it was now or never, he cleared his throat and cursed internally for not having a glass of water nearby. He was sweating and doubting, but deep down inside he knew he'd be better after the conference. Inhaling deeply he leaned closer to the microphone, ignoring some more of the Reporter's questions.
The Rock: I called for this press conference to announce my return to professional wrestling with the EBW...
Reporter #2: Dwayne! What will happen with your acting career?
Reporter #1: So the rumours about you debuting at sumerslam are true?
The Rock unconciously nodded at the Reporter, ignoring his reply will result in another round of questions.
Reporter #2: Shad, Spike Dudley, MVP, Dr Stevie and Matt Morgan for the No limits Championship!
Reporter #1: Dwayne that's like a hardcore match?
Reporter #2: How do you feel about the use of weapons? Is it worthy to risk your holywood career by matching up in a brutal sport, specifically in a match that involves weapons?
Reporter #1: Dwayne?
The Rock: Stop Calling the Rock 'Dwayne'! That's The Rock's Artistic Name! The name The Rock uses to appear credited in Holywood movies! The Rock's Real name is The Rock! The name he has earned respect and fame with is The Rock! The name the people want to hear again is The Rock!
Reporter #2: Technically your legal name is Dwayne Johnson!
The Rock: What did you say?
Reporter #2: I said...
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID! Technically the Rock can walk out of here and change his name to The Rock Rocky Rockefeller or Pippi Longstockings! What really maters is that at the end of the day he will still be The Brahma Bull, The People's Champ, The great one! Jabroni Beating, Pie Eating, Trail-blaizing eyebrow raising, crystal clear has no fear... THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!
The Rock stands up from the chair he was sitting on, he looks at the reporters who begin to fire questions at him, he shoves them all off by taking the microphone on his hand and extending his palm out for them to quiet down.
The Rock: The Rock has made his decision. This doesn't mean The Rock's acting career is over... But The Rock feels he's better off doing what his Millions and Millions of fans want... and that is Laying the SmackDown on Jabronis who think they're better than The Rock and can hijack his legacy!
The Rock: The Rock's debut will be a memorable one. Because he gets to Lay the Smackdown on Five Candy Asses in the People's Ring to earn the no limits Championship belt on his first EBWF match! The Rock doesn't even know why in the blue hell he's still talking to you! After all, you only care about who dated who, who cheated on who and who dressed like this and like that! You're not interested in listening to what The Rock has to say about his match! About how he will become a champion! About how Spike Dudley is Small, Dr. Stevie is a loser, Shad is a no one and MVP is an ex-convict!
The Rock drops his microphone after deciding they don't deserve to listen to his most famous phrase. He then Storms out of the Room in the middle of mediatic Chaos, reporters Yelling "Dwayne" or "Rock" followed by a question as stupid as "What if you don't become the champ?". If the Rock doesn't become the no limits champion he'd still be The People's Champion. Getting inside a Cab that'll take him to his hotel room, where he'd take the first Plain to St. louis to meet his destiny. Taking out his cellphone from his pocked he noticed a Text Message has been received, he opened it and read it:
"Rocky, the Dozens and Dozens of Mankind's Fans want you to get that Belt! Call me if you need pointers on Hardcore matches. Have a nice day!"
The Rock smiled. It was amazing to feel the support of a friend like Mick, the first thing he'll do when he arrives to St. Louis will be phone him and have a chat with him. The Cab The rock was in drifted off as the scene faded to black.
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