Those three words meant the world for Mick Foley.
Mick Foley: I would turn the offer down if it weren't for you...
Dwayne Johnson: I've always heard your talk about it, I've read it on twitter... How you have always felt you have one more match in you.
Mick chuckled. Both friends sat on Dwayne's apartment in Miami, where Dwayne invited Mick to have a chat. Mick knew instantly it wasn't an ordinary chat... Something was going down. He held his glass of iced tea and took a sip. Oddly, Mick didn't wear flannel when cameras weren't looking. He wore a denim vest and a white T-shirt, Denim jorts and sandals... Dwayne wore adidas track pants and sneakers, a black wifebeater.
Mick Foley: I said that... I mean, I say that a lot... But I never saw it coming. I mean, there have been talks... But never so serious... I believe I wrestled my last match with EBWF a couple of years ago, exactly at Christmas Eve of Destruction... Good times!
Dwayne Johnson: Exactly, good times! I need you! I need you by my side Mick... Actually, have you thought about coming back on the road full time?
Mick had thought about it. But would an old fart fit in EBWF?
Mick Foley: Dwayne... Do you really think there's a place for me there?
Dwayne Johnson: You know they don't expect you to carry entire shows... Come with me next week to Wichita for Warfare, we'll give it a go.
Mick Foley... I can't say no to you, my friend. Which face of Foley should I display?
Dwayne Johnson: The Three of them?
Both men laughed.
The scene faded from black to show the parking lot of the INTRUST Bank arena in Wichita, Kansas. The Rock was seen walking into the backstage area with his gym bag on his hand, he wore a JUST BRING IT Sleeveless t-shirt and black trackpants, black sunglasses over the bridge of his nose... The Rock stopped on his tracks and perked an eyebrow as someone stood on his way. A man with ruffled brown hair, scruffy beard dressed in khaki safari clothes and a hat... He held a shotgun up to the Rock's face.
The Rock: Mick Foley, what in the bluest of blue hells are you...
Mick put his index to his lips and shushed the Rock.
Mick Foley: An animal is loose... And I'm gonna help you hunt him.
The Rock: What are you talking about?
Mick Foley: I am talking about the Animal Batista! The Genetic freak...
The Rock: Like Scott Steiner? If he is anything like Steiner, the Rock thinks he'd probably be cutting a promo to a plant or something. Listen Mick, the Rock thanks you but I don't need your h...
Mick cut him off again... He motioned for the Rock to follow him. Holding his shotgun up right he walked a couple of steps before opening a door to his left, he pointed at Michael Cole, who released a shriek of despair when being faced with the barrel of a shotgun. The Rock laughed and patted him on the back.
The Rock: Michael Cole! The Rock can smell what you just did to your pants... Why don't you do your job and Interview the Rock?
Michael nodded a couple of times... Mick wouldn't stop pointing his shotgun at Michael Cole.
Michael Cole: Could he stop pointing that thing at me?
Mick Foley: BANG! BANG!
Cole cringed as Foley mocked him, the Rock laughed.
The Rock: You can't tell a man with a gun what to do Michael Cole... As you can't start an interview without allowing the Rock say: FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO WICHITA!!!!! Michael Cole, as Mick Foley punts a gun to your head, The Rock will tell you exactly what will happen tonight! Tonight the Rock returns to action to Face Batista! Mick Foley wanted to go on a little safari hunting trip to search for the Animal but the Rock told Mick Foley: Calm down Mick! Why don't you put your gun down, take your hat off and put your feet in hot water? Let the Rock take care of this situation! Because you see, The Rock doesn't need no fat safari guide, no offense Mick.
Mick Foley: Non taken.
The Rock: The Rock doesn't need a gun! The Rock doesn't need to go on a hunting trip! Because The Rock knows exactly where to find Batista! The Rock and Batista have a date set up in just a few minutes! And the Rock doesn't mean the kind of date that begins with a candle lit dinner and ends up in the Rock's hotel room! What the Rock is trying to say is... After tonight the Rock will hang The Animal's head over his fireplace... The Rock's got a whole wall with plenty of space for jabronis like Randy Orton and Edge! IF YA SMEEEEEEELALALALALALALALALA WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'
The Rock raised and Eyebrow as the scene faded to black. A bullet shot was heard afterwards.
Mick Foley: Ugh... I made a mess!
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