The music played on The people's Ipod as the Rock parked the people's Car (An Audi A5 He recently purchased in Pearl white color) in the Diner where he took a coffee once a week with Dany Garcia, his ex-wife.
The Rock loved how his relationship with her was so friendly, and how they split up in truly amicable terms. Getting out of the car, Dwayne was wearing a white t-shirt and kahki pants, with black italian shoes, black sunglasses which he took off the moment he pushed the crystal door of the diner. Listening to the bell ring as he pushed the door slowly he let it close behind him allowing it to ring again, the old lady at the counter smiled, knowing who it was, as they were regulars he and Dany, she smiled a bit. Dwayne walked past her and smiled politedly, heading to the table the usually sat on weekly, it was the very same table Dwayne met Dany when she worked there so many years ago, the very same table where they had their first date, the very first table where he proposed, and then again the very same table where they split up. She was sitting there, where she always sat wearing a black cowlneck sweater and black pants. She stood from her seat and hugged Dwayne giving him a kiss on the cheek. Dwayne sighed and sat, happy to finally see her friend and former wife.
Dany Garcia: Dwayne! I'm glad you made it back in one piece! I was afraid you'd come here with an eye-popped out or stitches on your face
The Rock: Nah! The flight was delayed, so no time to stop at the novelties and pranks shop to buy the fake eye and stuff!
Dany Garcia: Everyone's saying you turned your back on them. Papers, Tabloids, talk shows!
The Rock: Someone will always say I turned my back on them, I wish I didn't have any backs so I couldn't turn my back on anyone... I'm happy right now, isn't that what matters? I manage to get by with my paycheck... I just got an Audi A5.
Dany Garcia: Well we're happy you're enjoying life... It doesn't matter if it's filming movies or wrestling... By the way, congratulations Rocky!
The Rock: Thanks! did you watch the show?
Dany Garcia: Yeah... Still got it Champ! Still Got it! And Simone Alexandra was just so pumped up! She made me open the attic and check out all your old stuff... She wants to have a BBQ on the Weekend
The Rock: I'll try to make it back... The thing is I can only stay for a couple of days, I am matching up against Lance Storm at Aggression!
Dany Garcia: Who?
The Rock: Do you only Know the Rock?
Dany Garcia: Of Course not! I also know your friend Foley!
The Rock: Lance Storm is a guy, from Canada, Who has been undefeated for several months.
Dany Garcia: Well, Records are meant to be broken! And what type of match is it this time?
The Rock: Just a regular match!
Dany Garcia: But as Champ... you'll be facing brutal matches with weapons until...?
The Rock: Until I lose the belt!
Dany Garcia: Can't you exchange it? You know Chris Jericho back from WWE, he could swap belts with you!
The Rock: It'll be fine! Don't worry you just said It... I still got it!
Dany Garcia: I don't want Simone to see you all bruised on national television...
The Rock: Tuck her in early on Monday and Thursday!
Dany Garcia: ha-ha! Very Funny! She's crazy about you on television! Get ready to answer a lot of questions and to go to school on career day!
The Rock: Good Morning kids! my name is Dwayne Johnson and I work whooping candy asses!
Dwayne couldn't help it but to chuckle. He loved his daughter more than anything in the world, and it was nice to feel she actually enjoyed the show he put up. He has made Millions and millions of fans all over the globe cheer, laugh, cry or get mad... But knowing the center of his universe enjoyed his performance was a major motivation to keep on going. His mind was set on his next match, and while Dany talked and talked in front of him, he watched her lips curl up and down, articulating the words, but his mind was focused on the squared circle he'd meet Lance Storm in on Thursday night. Storm is a very technical wrestler, so the mind games will take place during the match! The Rock could seriously have an advantage if he applied grapples like the Sharpshooter!
Dany Garcia: ...What do you think?
The Rock: The Sharpshooter will give me the ed... sorry, what were you saying?
Dany Garcia: It's okay I guess your match is more important!
The Rock: I'm sorry Dany! It's just that I have been back into this for what... 5 days at most! First I get tossed into a warzone which I manage to come out alive from and 4 days later I'm up against an undefeated man...
Dany Garcia: Sometimes I think You just worry too much! Is Lance Storm a WWE Hall of Famer?
The Rock: No...
Dany Garcia: Is he a Multiple times World Champion?
The Rock: No...
Dany Garcia: Did he ever win the Royal Rumble?
The Rock: No...
Dany Garcia: Did he ever beat Hulk Hogan?
The Rock: No...
Dany Garcia: Does he has Millions and millions of fans?
The Rock: No...
Dany Garcia: Then What is your concern?
The Rock: It's simple...
Dany Garcia: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR CONCERN IS!!!!!!
Dany Bursts out in laughter, unable to contain herself. Dwayne smiled slightly, rubbing the back of his head, knowing deep down inside he deserved that.
Dany Garcia: You deserved that! Not only for worrying too much, but because you used to do it to me all the time!
The Rock: I guess...
Dany Garcia: Just stop worrying about this Lance guy! You just do what you always do and you'll be fine! It's time to Pick Simone From School! Come on!
Dany looked at her watch and took a long last sip at her coffee, Dwayne did the same, placing a couple of bills on top of the table. Both of them stood up and walked out of the Kitchen, waving good by to the old lady who owned the diner. They hopped inside Dwayne's Audi and he took off. Silence prevailed through most of the road to Simone's School. Dwayne's eyes were fixed on the road and Dany looked through the window. She has been with him for several years, this was the way he acted back in WWF whenever he had a big match. Dwayne was worried, she could tell. About Lance? About his match? About his Hollywood contractual situation? Only The great One Truly knew.
Dwayne stopped at the bus stop by the Elementary School where Simone Alexandra was sitting. She was all alone with her backpack next to her. She was wearing the school uniform, consisting of a pleated long skirt, white button up blouse, and a dark blue sweater. She had a WWF Championship on her lap, which caught Dwayne's attention the minute he saw her. Dany walked out of the car and greeted her daughter, she pressed the respective button for the front seat to slide forward, allowing Simone access to the backseat.
Simone: Why are you late?
The Rock: Hey Babygirl! Daddy was...
Simone: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY YOU'RE LATE!!!!!!!!!
Both of the women chuckled and giggled at how he got pranked, Dany couldn't believe her own daugther. She slowly stood up from the beackseat and leaned in to plant a Kiss on her daddy's cheek lovingly. Dwayne stepped on the gas and began driving to her women's house.
The Rock: Wow, look at that belt! That means You're the man to beat huh?
Simone giggled and shook her head from side to side.
Simone: I brought it for Show and Tell class! I wanted to tell everyone about my daddy!
The Rock: Did you mention it all?
Simone: Yeah! I talked about your hollywood career, I talked about your wrestling career!
The Rock: Didn't you mention I do great voices when I read you bedtime stories?
Simone giggled nervously and pushed her dad playfully shaking her head rapidly.
The Rock: Alex! You forgot to tell them the best part!
Simone: No one can say that at school! I don't want them to think I'm a baby! Oh! and Brandon Peterson said Lance Storm will beat you at Aggression... I told him you would kick Lance's Candyass, and I got detention.
Dwayne tried to contain the chuckle and looked at Simone Alexandra's refletion on the rearview mirror.
The Rock: Thank you for backing daddy up sweetie! Just don't say Candyass at school, it's not a nice word.
Simone: Well I thought it was a bad word at first... but since when is Candy bad?So, Who is Lance Storm? Your Next Opponent?
The Rock: Yes, He is my next opponent.
Simone: You can't lose right? If you lose, Brandon Peterson will laugh at me!
The Rock: I will do my best!
Simone: You have to promise!
The Rock: I promise!
Simone: You're the best daddy Ever! I knew that before you were a wrestler or an actor.
Dwayne stops by the house of the Johnson's where he used to live. His Princess and her mommy lived there now and he often came to visit. Dany prepared a room for him, but it was awkward, so he always stayed on hotels. Dawyne parks the car in front of the garage and walks out of the Car, opening the door for Dany and then helping Alex out of the Car, she smiled at it "It's a Nice car daddy! I want to be 16 so I can Drive it!" She said giggling. "Daddy thinks he'll have another car by the time his princess is sixteen!" She hugged him as they walked onto the front door "But you don't need a new car! This one is nice!". Dwayne smiled, wondering why weren't all human beings as innocent as Alex. The night passed by switfly, time flew by when you enjoyed with the love of your life. Daddy and Alex played on her dollhouse, watched some old videos and pictures from Daddy's career, had spaghetti for dinner as well, then Dwayne tucked her into her bed and caressed her hair until she fell asleep. After saying good bye to Dany he drove off to his hotel room.
The Rock: No matter what choice I take, I always end up turning my back on someone. Back then the Wrestling industry mopped the floor with all my work, laughing at me for trying to be an actor. Now I want to go back to wrestling, and they don't take me seriously...the wrestling industry don't give a damn about me. Now, Hollywood says I'm turning my back on them. They should all take me seriously, not doing so is a big mistake... you should ask those who faced me at SummerSlam if you doubt my words.
The Rock: I turn my back on you guys for a few years and what do I find... Lance Storm as a former Wold Heavyweight Champion? A Tag Team Champion? Undefeated? My Dad was right when he adviced me not to retire!
Still I find those nonbelievers who aimed at me when I decided to pursue an acting career, those who celebrated my retirement from the rings, thinking my vanishing from the industry would mean it was their time to shine...
This weight on my shoulders is not from the belt I was awarded at Summerslam, from the Millions and Millions of Rock's fans, nor from carrying an entire wrestling promotion on my shoulders... I just feel everyone's pointing at me, waiting for my next bad move to say "I told you so...Go back to Hollywood". Well that is not going to happen! Because I am here to stay! And no matter how many brutal matches I have to endure or how many undefeated strikes I'm destined to end... I will always be the great one!
The Rock sighed. He was so in touch with his inner self he didn't have the slighest idea of how much time has passed since he began reflecting about his life. He didn't even know if he'd been talking to himself out loud all this time or if he had just mentally speeched himself. He stopped his car on the valet parking of his hotel room and stepped out, feeling extremely worn out after a play date with the love of his life.
The Scene fades from black to show Michael Cole standing uneasy before the Great one. The Crowd's reaction is the usual "Rocky Rocky Rocky" Chant. Michael had a lavender button up shirt and black pants, while the EBWF No Limits Champion was wearing his sunglasses, a black sleeveless shirt with the brahma bull imprinted upon it and black track pants with white sneakers. With his Title Belt over his shoulder, the Great One Stands still while Michael Cole clears his throat... He wants to see the Rock's reaction, but he stands as still as a statue. Michael Cole sighs and brings the Microphone closer towards his lips.
Michael Cole: Rock, you're minutes away of your match with Lance Storm, one half of the EBWF Tag Team Champions, a man who has been undefeated and on a roll ever since wrestlem...
The Rock: WOAH! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Cole rolls his eyes, he forgot how nice it was to conduct interviews with people who were not Dwayne Johnson. Knowing the drill he moved the microphone upwards, close to the Rock's lips. The Great One's head shifts position and Michael follows his lips, keeping the mic close to them.
The Rock: FINALLY!!! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO ROCKFORD!
The Crowd Roars wildly after the name of ROCKFORD escapes The Great One's lips.
The Rock: Michael Cole, The Rock knows what Lance Storm has done in the EBWF! the Rock has Studied Lance Storm ever since this match was announced!The Rock went down to the library and took out a zoology book, and there he found the picture of Lance Storm with Important information on tonight's match! It was really simple, The Rock just went to the index and under the J he looked for Jabroni... Then For Lance Storm. Michael Cole, The Rock did his homework!
The Rock: The Rock knows that Lance Storm is basically a grade-A pile of Canadian Cockatoo Crap!!!!!!! The Rock knows he has a Tattoo of Phil Collins' on his candy ass. The Rock knows he's desperate to be noticed and that leads him to make stupid jokes and kidnap people.
The Rock knows he has 75-Cent buzzcut, He also has noticed his facial expression, he resembles someone who is taking a dump! Eyes wide open and face tightened up! The Rock wonders if he suffers Irritable Bowel Syndrome!
The Rock lifts his shades over his forehead and tenses his muscles, clenching his teeth and making a great pushing effort like someone who is sitting at 'the throne' about to experience a massive bowel movement. Then The titantron Image changes for a brief moment to show this:
Michael Cole: But Rock! He's accomplished a lot... Aren't you a little Intimidated by that?
The Rock: Do you think the Rock is Scared?
Michael Cole: Well...
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Lance Storm, The Rock says this: You dare to insult the people's champion via twitter, playing the smartass funny guy! You feel backed up by your FedEx roody-poo ass friends, but you don't scare or amuse the Rock! You are a Champion! Well, So is the Rock! No Limits Champion, PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!
The People's Champ pats his Championship belt over his right shoulder firmly with his left Hand as the fans cheer.
The Rock: You Have your monkey-ass buddies to help you out? Well The Rock has Got His Millions...
The crowd responds the lietany properly by chanting: AND MILLIONS
The Rock: ...Of Rock's Fans backing him up.
The Rock: You're Undefeated? You're damn right! That means it's been too long since you had your monkey ass Whooped! And That's exactly what is going to happen tonight, the Rock will whoop your ass AAAAAALL OVER ROCKFORD!!!!!!!
The Crowd roars again as the Rock gets Warmed up. He pauses and looks straight at the camera as the arena begins chanting "Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!".
The Rock: The Rock says it's time to wake up and smell the Coffee! This Mother Canucker is nothing... AND THE ROCK MEANS... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING compared to the Great One. He has been undefeated because he's too busy in the bathroom most of the time with his IBS, pushing so hard, his eyes almost popping out to get beaten! The Rock is not just saying that! It was on the Zoology book, He read it! it's not running the Rock's mouth, it's SCIENCE!. And whenever he's in the ring its his Assclown partner doing most of the work for him... One thing the Rock cannot understand is how to losers like Jericho and Storm are undefeated, and champions on top of that! Have You seen them?
The Rock pouts slightly and begins prancing very effeminately from side to side, humming a happy song "We are the thrillseekers, always seeking thrills, male dressing room peekers, 'til our fantasy fullfils" , he soon reassumes the position he started the interview in.
The Rock: Two forty year olds hanging out together in tights and shorts calling themselves the ThrillSeekers? I think we all know what thrills you two Jabronies Seek! Well Michael Cole can definitely help you with that! After all he is too a bit comme si comme sa...
Michael Cole: But Rock...
The Rock: *Imitating Michael cole with a disgusted look upon his face* "But Rock!" "But Rock!" Michael Cole, Know your Role and Shut your Mouth! Weren't you all over Lance Storm when you adressed the Rock a moment ago?
The Rock swiftly removes his shades to white his eyes up while his hands roam along his pectorals, his fingers groping his chest, sliding his hands down to the waistband of his pants while mimmicking Michael Cole's voice and tilting his head backwards.
The Rock: "he's undefeateeed... *Soft moan* A Tag Team Champion...." *He Bites his lower lip and purrs some more before going all serious again* The Rock doesn't give a Monkey's nutsack about his achievements! The Rock says it is time to end this farse. Tonight the Rock will take Lance Storm's undefeated Streak, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and Stick it STRAIGHT UP HIS CANDY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Rock: He's Undefeated, and a Champion, he has done big things in the EBWF... Well That goes straight down the toilet along with your intestinal contents because in a few minutes The Rock will come down to that ring and lay the SmackDown on your monkey ass! And There's two things you can do about it: Nothing and Like it!
The Rock: Lance Storm, the Rock will bring the whooping... you bring that Canadian maple syrup sucking Candy Ass!!!!!
IF YOU SMEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAWWWWWWW
WHAT THE ROOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN'
The Crowd chants 'Is Cooking' and breaks out in cheers for Rocky, who Raises the people's eyebrow as the scene fades to Black.
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